(Which, by the way, has been FAR too long for Matt to admit!)
He has been a guinea pig for Matt's game testing, was a
bandmate for over a decade, and has the most unusual
and wonderful sense of humor and wordplay Matt has ever
had the pleasure of encountering. A rather younger Eric is
responsible for the captions below (the cartoons were drawn
by a rather younger Matt!)...
So, without further ado...
SUPER KLUTZTM Circa 1990!
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Super KlutzTM Doing Chores With An Attitude
Super KlutzTM Selfishly Baking His Laundry
Super KlutzTM Spreading Butter on the Wrong Thing
Super KlutzTM Teeter-Tottering with Himself
Super Klutz'sTM Bed Wrapping Him in Rubber Bands
Super KlutzTM Dropping Himself On His Toes
Super KlutzTM Suddenly Understanding Dishwashers
and Their Universal Significance
The Famed INVISIBLE GIANT DINOSAUR KING
Talking to Super KlutzTM about his peoples' alphabet. Super KlutzTM is
more fascinated by this than he has ever been by anything ever in his lifetime. He's
simply euphoric -- delighted -- very near a messy, messy orgasm, in fact
Super KlutzTM Looking for Love in a Small Paper Bag
Super KlutzTM Wearing Too Much Makeup And Giving A Lesson At College
Super KlutzTM Using a Typewriter for the Wrong Purpose
Super Klutz'sTM Neighbors Shopping For His Birthday More 1990 'toons appear weekly (until I run out)...