Now, you have to assume that with a name
like "Super Klutz," this guy isn't much of a hero.

Well, this is mostly true...

He caught a few villains early on (namely
The Zealer and Trenchcoat Willie) in some silly
little stories I wrote in 7th and 8th grade.

In those stories, we found out that he works for
the Police Dept. in some un-named city; that
his boss is "The Chief" (pretty original), and
that he has a lot of trouble with crashing into
brick walls while flying, odd things happening
when he tries to pull things out of his hat, and
pretty weak writing (courtesy of yours truly).

The stories were cute, but nothing of any
lasting value.

Then Super Klutz met Eric Warner...